● AIPIP CORP · INTERNAL SYSTEM/
FY26 LAUNCH · NOW DEPLOYED IN 12 ENTERPRISES/
▲ ACCESS LOGGED · NDA IN EFFECT/
PATENT PENDING · US-2026-PIP-001/
SATIRICAL CONTENT · NOT A REAL EMPLOYER · iOS GAME/
● AIPIP CORP · INTERNAL SYSTEM/
FY26 LAUNCH · NOW DEPLOYED IN 12 ENTERPRISES/
▲ ACCESS LOGGED · NDA IN EFFECT/
PATENT PENDING · US-2026-PIP-001/
SATIRICAL CONTENT · NOT A REAL EMPLOYER · iOS GAME/
FY26 LAUNCH · NOW DEPLOYED
The first AI that
fires people for you.
Introducing AIPIP — the world's first AI PIP engine.
AI replaces the bottom 30%. So you don't have to.
SATIRICAL MOBILE GAME·iOS·AIPIP CORP DOES NOT EXIST·THE GAME DOES
PIPs Issued / Quarter
47,283
▲ 312% YoY
Engineers Replaced
12,041
▲ 87% QoQ
HR Cost Reduction
87%
verified · Q3
Wrongful Term. Suits
0
N/A · sealed
Launch Keynote · Live from Cupertino
Introducing the AIPIP Engine.
The world's first AI PIP. We're letting them go so you don't have to.
REC · LIVE
CH 07 · AIPIP-BCST
16:9
01:24
UHD
AIPIP-LAUNCH · Q3 · 2026
LIVE
Capability matrix
Four mechanics.
One inevitable PIP.
01
Find the Imposter
One coworker is an AI. Read between the lines. Spot the tells. Vote them out.
02
Dark Corporate Satire
Standups, PIPs, reviews, and nepotism. It's funny because it actually happened to you.
03
AI-Powered NPCs
Every game is different. NPCs lie, steal credit, and gaslight in real time. Powered by Claude.
04
3 Levels + Mini-games
Unmask the Credit Thief, Micromanager, Nepotism King. Plus arcade bonuses between rounds.
Classified materials · Restricted
Explore AIPIP Corp.
Reading is a PIP-able offense.
From the desk of EMP-001
You're not the only one who saw it. Every engineer has met an Asshadow.
I built AIPIP so we could finally vote one out. Ten messages. Ten cents. Small claims court.
If you're reading this — hi. Sorry about your manager.
— The Chinese Dude